BorisP's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario VS. Sonic (VGDC)]

I'll tell you why it's one of, if not, the best.

The reason this is the best is because people like pat and strawberry clock submit hastily thrown together crap. everyone wants to see quality work, and when it comes along, in the form it has, it always gets better.
This is a wonderful movie, havn't you always dreamed of seeing your favorite video game characters square off in their 2-D forms in their 2-D environments? well, I have, and Randy has brought my dreams to life. I'm such a loser. nice job with the animations though.

Randy-Solem responds:

You are more then welcome my friend! Thank you!

[Nasty Elf]

That was pretty good, more shit

Should make a directors cut where everyone's naked and shit is flying up from the septic tank.

peterbernard responds:

Yeah! That's true! You're a genius! Do you work in Hollywood? Admit it--you work in Hollywood, don't you?
Actually, if this cartoon got any following, I have five other finished audio tracks I could make NEW cartoons out of that would load faster. One of them has Nasty hanging out with Hillary Clinton and trying to convince her to try S&M sex with him.
Thanks for the good review, BorisP!
Your pal,
Peter

[Zack and John #1]

That was terrible.

You suck.

zackdrake responds:

Yes that is very good. I am so pleased that the 40 year old population is still active in reviewing portal submitions. I am so humbled by your great wisdom and your great skill with flash. Im sure that the fact you have not submited a thing is just because your skills are so far beyond everyones elses on newgrounds. Oh please enlighten us of great and wise one. Yes your old ass is the keeper of all knowlage of what is worthy of the portal and what is not. I humbly ask for your great words of wisdom, but please, wait till after Rex is done fucking your wife seeing as you are to busy to do it yourself.