BorisP's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nasty Elf]

That was pretty good, more shit

Should make a directors cut where everyone's naked and shit is flying up from the septic tank.

peterbernard responds:

Yeah! That's true! You're a genius! Do you work in Hollywood? Admit it--you work in Hollywood, don't you?
Actually, if this cartoon got any following, I have five other finished audio tracks I could make NEW cartoons out of that would load faster. One of them has Nasty hanging out with Hillary Clinton and trying to convince her to try S&M sex with him.
Thanks for the good review, BorisP!
Your pal,
Peter

[H2H KOMBAT 2 - big hedz]

Nice touch on MK

Good job, worth about a 3.5

[Sideshow Mel "Dies"]

I fucking hate that guy

He shouldn't be allowed to submit anything at all, all it will be is crap. this wasn't that good either, but it was good for a little giggle.

[Paul McKenna Picnic]

Thanks God

I'm glad I caught this, but what if, like bacteria, the popups become immune to this program? what if I race of superpowerful popups comes that cannot be closed; you must click on it and view it, then it will finally go away. What if they invade our homes, our cities, our very bodies! better make a patch then.

[Tee Off]

Ha ha ha

That's what they get! stupid republican stick figures! I laughed really hard at this one, mainly because they never died, but got paralyzed and seriously wounded!

[FF1 vs FF7]

Ha ha ha

Yeah, Graphics don't make the game, but FF7 is the best game ever made, then goldeneye, then FF1 :)

[Kerpal at Airport]

That was great!

That was really good for a first flash you fucking guy! actually, I've heard the audio before, but I won't penil...ize you for using it. I laughed. for the first time. I laughed... nice job

[Blast Off!]

The fuck?

nice animation, but what the fuck?

[all yor base r blong 2 us]

here's some thinking for you to do.

What the hell is a zig? is that what the ships in zero wing are called? zigs? why? and what the hell does all your base are belong to us mean? why couldn't they get someone who speaks english to translate it? and also, why is zero wing so hard? I lost thousands of times. maybe it's because I suck...oh well... WHAT A FUCKING MOVIE!!! I LOVED IT!!! YEEESSSSSSSSSS! I WANT MORE!! MORE!! MORE!!!! nice.

[You guys wanna do math?]

since you can't hear me, I'm being very sarcastic.

Wow, that was sweet, who was that guy in the picture, I wish I looked like him, I bet he gets all the bitches. that was great, I gave it a 10 in everything, only because I couldn't give it a 20. just for fun, I gave it a 5 on the voting icons. yeah right, stop making crap like that.